Not Fit for Human Consumption

Lunchables = Boxed meal for kids, located in cooler section of store.  Uncrustables = Frozen PB & J sandwiches, from which the bread crusts have been removed.  So I went to fix my son's lunchbox, and I asked him, "Would you like an 'Unlunchable' in your lunchbox today?  He looked at me like I was crazy.  Then upon realizing what I had said, we both broke out in laughter.